Tengoku Struggle - 50 Questions for Goemon

1. What is your average body temperature?

About 36.7

2. What is your favourite habit?

Stroking her hair, I think.

3. What is your daily habit? Morning bath.

4. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?

Grinding coffee beans.

5. What do you do before going to bed? Drinking. But after I started spending time with her, the number of nights I didn’t drink increased considerably. In a way, being alone at night can be a happy thing. Because you want someone you want to be with.

6. How do you spend your holidays?

I don't have any particular hobbies, so I often walk around Asakusa to look around. Also, when I have free time, I look at the Jigoku Tree from our rooftop.

7. What's your favourite place in the shared house?

The rooftop, the kitchen, her room and the hot tub… There are quite a few. I actually don’t dislike the torture room. It’s well designed.

8. What’s your current worry?

How to keep erasing Tama’s gaburi points.

9. What do you think you lack?

Youthfulness and purity. When I look at Kiku and Shinpei, I really feel it. In my heart, I give up because it can’t be helped that I’m called a grandpa.

10. What do you want to say just once?

There will come a time when we will be husband and wife, so I’m really worried about what to do when I propose. The old man and the company slave said they will kill me if we don’t have a proper ceremony. I would like to see her as a bride so I’ll have to prepare my words well.

11. What would you like to try once?

The one drink that has 2 straws from the same glass, the one that connects lovers. That’s right, I still want to do what youths do.

12. What’s your motto?

Are there all kinds of villains in the world? Haha, but is that really the case? It’s such a great role. Now that Tetsunojo has joined, I want to rampage again.

13. What’s your secret?

After seeing Yona’s muscles, I have a desire to build more muscles too so I secretly increased the menu.

14. What are you passionate about?

I was invited enthusiastically by Shinpei to play Makabura. It was certainly an addictive game.

15. Is there anything else you would like to challenge yourself with?

I want to learn all kinds of things about the present. Hacking or something would be fun.

16. What is the moment in your day that makes you happy?

When I am relaxing with the cookies she baked and the coffee I brewed.

17. When do you feel stressed in your daily life?

When I see a call from the old man or company slave. No, I do respect them, you know? But there is a high probability they’ll ask for something unreasonable.

18. How would you describe yourself in one kanji?

忍 (Shinobu) Ninja. Probably.

19. What animal would you compare yourself to?

I think I’m like a big dog.

20. How would you describe yourself as a colour?

Red mixed with black.

21. What scares you the most?

Of course, I’m scared of losing her. It’s just that I think if you’re frightened by everything and can’t move, it’s all over.

22. What kind of child were you?

I’ve always been good at making traps. There were many things I thought about, hypothetically… Hypothetically, even if I didn't live in that village, and became a lord somewhere else, it wouldn’t have gone well. Well, there’s no point saying that now. Anyways, as long as I can spend happy days with the woman I love and with good friends, it’s enough for me.

23. What makes you uncomfortable?

When being asked “Can I take a picture?” or “Do you have a girlfriend?” at my part-time job at Jigoku Yashiki.

24. What do you think is the only thing that no one can beat you?

My perseverance.

25. S or M?

I think I’m more S, but there are many male prisoners who want to be tortured by her. She came to the human realm before being assigned to the deepest layer of Hell, so none of us have experienced her torment. I’m a little curious about that.

26. Is there anything you’re particular about?

Freshness of coffee beans.

27. Is there anything you cherish?

I want to cherish her and my friends. Also, the birthday present from her, the souvenir from Tetsunojo’s move-in day, and our matching mugs.

28. What do you want most right now?

A high spec computer.

29. What was the most enjoyable experience you have ever had?

There are many things that I enjoyed, but after the incident, I will never forget the BBQ party with Tetsunojo and Shinpei included.

30. What was the most painful experience you have ever had?

When I found out she got killed because of me.

31. What kind of job would you like to have if you were reborn in the present?

An elite businessman? I want to try it once because I know it will never happen. I’m also good at disguising!

32. If you had only one wish that could come true?

That she would love me forever. Of course I’ll make an effort for that, but when I look back on our destiny… Whether it’s a God or Buddha, I feel like there’s some kind of unseen fate between us, so I’ll pray.

33. What type of girl do you like?

Frankly, I never thought about it, because when I was in the village, it seemed like I couldn’t decide on my own fiancee. But ever since I met her… I realized we’re alike after all. I wonder if there are people who know each other’s helplessness besides us.

34. What are the requirements for a spouse?

I want her to scold me if I spoil her too much.

35. Do you like kissing?

I think it’s more correct to say that I like loving her in different ways than I like kissing.

36. Your ideal kissing scenario?

I think I’ve answered this somewhere before, but it’d be an extension of our daily lives like I could kiss her while helping her out with dishes.

37. What does she like about you?

That I can immediately admit my faults and how I get casually jealous.

38. What scent would you like her to wear?

Dango? Haha, I’m relatively serious, she’s always smelled good in the past. Right now… Daphne is fine, or whatever soap or perfume she likes in the human realm, anything is fine.

39. What is your favourite gesture of hers?

Whenever she is gently stroking Tama, I often look at him in envy.

40. She is sleeping in front of you, what do you do?

I’d probably sleep next to her. If it’s chilly, I’ll carry her to bed.

41. How would you want to be comforted by her when you’re sad?

While pretending not to notice that I want to be alone, I want her to be nice. But I also don’t want to show her when I’m sad. But I also understand that a relationship of trust is only possible if we show each other that kind of thing. Yeah… A man’s mind is complicated.

42. What would you do first when you want to kiss her?

Check whether there is Tama around or not. Will it be safe if we do it outside? Sometimes I can feel someone staring at us when we’re walking outside…

43. Do you want to bind her? Or be bound by her?

To be bound by her.

44. Do you want to spoil her? Or be spoiled by her?

I want to pamper her as much as I’m being pampered. But no matter how I think about it, she’s not good at pampering.

45. Have you been jealous before?

A lot of times. I’m a jealous man.

46. Where are you planning to go on your next date?

Shinpei’s recommended Asakusa cafe tour.

47. What if it suddenly rains during your date?

Buy an umbrella from a convenience store. Then we can just walk in the rain, or if she can’t stand it anymore, we can go somewhere else.

48. What if you’re working part-time at Jigoku Yashiki with her?

Blood pool. I don’t know about the men wearing full body tights as uniform there, but her uniform is cute. If you stand next to her, you can become a demon.

49. What did you think when you first saw her?

The first encounter was a little intense. However, from there, we began to exchange words, and there was a gap between her helplessness and her passion for baking dumplings, and her smiles that she occasionally showed were also cute. Even though I thought I couldn’t do it, I wanted to make her happy. Since I’ve felt that way, it’s been a…. Long time.

50. Please leave a message for your beloved.

“Let’s forget about the past and move forward.” I can’t say that lightly. But I think there are things only we can see and do because of our past. This might be stiff to say but to be honest, I want to sleep on your lap and spend my time being pampered by you. From now till forever… I love you.

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